A whole fantasy world.
Slightly used.

Swords 'n' Stuff is a voxel fantasy adventure. Fight bosses who warn you before they hit you, sail into a Kraken, glide off cliffs, saddle a griffin, and get robbed by goblins in all four seasons. Live on Kickstarter now.

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Now showing: the official trailer 2½ min

Gribble, licensed* merchant Psst. Wanna buy a world? One previous owner. He's fine. Mostly.
Gribble the goblin merchant, a green voxel goblin holding a mallet

The warband is coming.

Hold the line. Keep scrolling, and don't look at Gribble. He sold swords to both sides.

Today's wares

Everything on these shelves is real, in the game, and working. Hover a ware. Gribble has notes.

Bosses who telegraph

Every big hit shows its warning first: fire, frost, nature, necrotic, earth, silk and arcane, as circles, cones and lanes. Read it, dodge it, punish the opening. Rift arenas rebuild fresh every visit.

Free**costs one dignity

One Kraken, lightly used

It rises under your galleon, pins your mast and slams the deck. Cut the tentacles loose, strike the Eye, survive the whirlpool. Then go explore its insides. Yes, really.

Boat not includedwell, briefly

Airship, outfitted

Customise the hull, lift and guns, then trade broadsides with sky raiders and board their flagships.

Cannons extra(they're not)

Griffin, opinionated

Saddle up and claim the skies. Mounts come in tack and bridle, and gallop, leap and fly with proper footfalls.

Bites (lovingly)

Jousting, mostly safe

Royal capitals hold jousting lists, a colosseum and a racecourse. Lower your lance and charge.

Lance includeddignity not

A world, built fresh for you

Terrain, biomes, caves, rivers, towns, dungeons and strongholds are all procedural, and every site varies by seed: floating isles, crystal spires, volcanoes, giant mushrooms, sky cities and sunken kingdoms.

Infinite-ishterms apply

Goblins, assorted

Raiders, archers, shamans and Under-Kings in fortified mining colonies, with rope bridges, swinging blades and a hoard vault behind the throne.

Sold by the pile

Take the scenic route.

  1. Saddle a griffin.
  2. Catch a thermal.
  3. Do a little loop.
  4. Wave at the peasants.
  5. Landing: optional.

Wanted. Badly.

Bosses currently refusing to pay Gribble back. Bring them down; keep the loot.

  • hover: see the fight

    Pyrrhax

    The Cinder Warden. Runs hot. Melts down on his anvil, then cools into brittle slag. Hit him then.

  • Mossheart

    Needs a trim. Break the wellsprings and the colossus cracks.

  • Queen Rimeveil

    Cold personality. Hide behind the ice when she howls. Only one reflection bleeds.

  • Skrag the Gem-Gorged

    Under-King of a goblin colony. Eats gems mid-fight. Hit him hard and he chokes.

  • Nekark

    Lives in a maelstrom. Has never once said thank you.

  • The Drowned King

    Rules the sunken kingdoms. Pack a diving suit. Mind your breath.

  • The Emberfang Drake

    Sweeps cinders, dives like a meteor. Dodge to the flank, hit the cooling throat.

  • hover: see the fight

    Malgrath the Bonecaller

    His dead don't stay down. Break his gaze when he drinks your soul.

…and dozens more. Gribble ran out of nails.

Gribble's home movies

Real footage from the game. Drag the reel, or scroll it sideways.

When the Kraken reaches for your mast, cut fast.
Saddle a griffin and claim the skies.
Malgrath's dead don't stay down. Neither do you.
The Cinder Caldera, where the floor floods with lava.
Run out the guns: sky raiders off the beam!
Lower your lance: the joust begins!
Hold the line: the goblin warband is coming!
Tread softly on the Sunsea Erg. Something is listening.
A world built fresh for every seed.

Also in the bag.

Gribble threw in some extras. He says it's generosity. It's because the bag was heavy.

GRIBBLE'S DEFINITELY-LEGIT WARES

Till #1 · Cashier: Gribble · No refunds

Playable races, from humans to Treefolkmany
Classes, from Warrior to Necromancer12+
Goblin War: factory city vs. thorn tribe1
Royal city saga (The Hollow Crown)30 ch.
Storybook tales & fables~45
Sky cities on waterfall islesyes
Sunken kingdoms + brass diving suityes
Mole-folk revolution, in 3 stages1
Desert of swimming sand-wyrms1
Jousting, colosseums & camel racesyes
Festivals, bounty boards, outlawslots
Airship you can outfit & board1
Grappling hook (swing responsibly)1
Crafting, building, blueprintsyes
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Pleasure doing business.
Mostly mine.

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